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#023 Theresa Johnson

Name: Lee Hawken
Rank: #018
Date Joined: March 20, 2004

Lee wrote a bio! What a good doobie! Take it away, Lee!

"Lee Danger Hawken. He was born. He grew. He was bitten by a radioactive Saint Bernard.

An aspiring actor/comedian/writer/sexual dynamo, Lee amazes his friends by constantly finding new and exciting ways to fart. Scientists have theorized he does this in order to better avoid obstacles, much like a bat's use of sound, creating a kind of "butt-sonar" as it were. A hopeless romantic in an age of scoundrels, he is always on the lookout for his soulmate, preferably with a tight little heart-shaped ass. His favorite color is blue."

Well, then. Here's another picture of him.

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